Sean Theberge is a hard working American citizen that's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Credentials

State Senator for Oklahoma for 15 Years.

Supreme court judge for 11 Years.

Member of Elite Mafia Unit for 16 Years.

"I believe in a hard working world were everyone is free."

Sean claimed during an interview at the state capital, "Someone once asked me, what is the most important thing to you?, my response was simple: EXTREME ACTION."

Though it has not been made clear what Sean’s first move will be once he makes it into the Whitehouse, we do know that he plans on constructing a military faction known as the "Chuck Norris Military Unit".

Facts about Sean:

-There is no chin behind Sean’s beard. There is only another fist.

-Sean is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

-If you spell Sean Theberge in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

-The opening scene of the movie “Saving Private Ryan” is loosely based on games of dodgeball Sean played in second grade.

-Sean is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle – you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.

-When Sean goes to donate blood, he declines the syringes, and instead requests a handgun and a bucket.

-Sean’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

-It takes Sean only 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

 -Sean grinds his own coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

-When Sean plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on is back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.